“Fresh dog shit on the rug or white bird shit on the window
Stains unwanted that have to motherfuckin go,
“Similar when I scrub period blood off my balls
Using her boyfriend’s toothbrush after fucking menstrual walls,
“The thought alone cause my lips to crack a wicked smile
Identical as a leather belt taste the flesh of a bad motherfuckin child,
“And a taste of the red is what his weak ass will get
Because next time I’m gonna marinate the bristles in shit,
“To my relatives who only come around during the holiday
You once-a-year bitches should just stay the fuck away,
“I call it the gift they should keep on giving
It would be in their best interest for continued comfortable living,
“Signed in snow with the piss changing it a discolored white
Freezing instantly in a zero below night,
“ Like an unmaintained 80’s curl that’s dried the fuck up
Shake the curl activator bottle and spray it like penis pumped nut,
“Like a new fag who dildo his ass that has a Christmas tree shape
Ignorant fucka is on one knee suffering with a pain he cannot escape,
“The fifteen seconds of pleasure to him was worth the extracted nut
Now his intestines is spaghetti handing and dangling from the butt,
“Calling 911 an ambulance is rushed to provide a ride
But Mr. anal experimentation do not make it and is dead when they arrive,
“The fucked up part is telling his loved ones the cause of death
Not knowing the doctor cried laughing, back in his office after they left,
“Personal internal self-mutilation is always managed by the fool
Causing blood to flow from the ass while the motherfucka drool,
“Becoming nursing home motherfuckas cared for by old whores
That deliver, dirty meds, expired snacks and hand jobs behind closed doors,
“For many of the ancient freaks it is the only time they see a dick
So without remorse they tolerate the smell of shit,
“Getting touched is all many of those death bed motherfuckas have
Along with a sponge bath that barely clean their wrinkled ass”.
