The last of the Oomegoolie Birds
Though the Oomegoolie bird was well endowed
it made its nest among sharp cacti plants
then caws out oomegoolies very loud,
On return to his nest erect and proud,
to bill and coo to find then squeak, ” I can’t ”
tho’ the Oomegoolie bird was well endowed…
So he lived, celibate, not on a cloud
no Ma to confide, no sis, Pa, or aunt
tho’ he cawed out oomegoolies very loud,
And no mate to mate that he could’ve wowed
his world lacked even a sniff of talent
tho’ the Oomegoolie bird was well endowed,
That’s why you’ll not see these flock like a crowd
and twitchers sightings are now somewhat scant
tho’ he cawed oomegoolies very loud,
Wrap him stiff, at last, in his spiky shroud
There was no hope for this would be gallant,
Tho’ he cawed oomegoolies very loud
The Oomegoolie bird was well endowed.
it made its nest among sharp cacti plants
then caws out oomegoolies very loud,
On return to his nest erect and proud,
to bill and coo to find then squeak, ” I can’t ”
tho’ the Oomegoolie bird was well endowed…
So he lived, celibate, not on a cloud
no Ma to confide, no sis, Pa, or aunt
tho’ he cawed out oomegoolies very loud,
And no mate to mate that he could’ve wowed
his world lacked even a sniff of talent
tho’ the Oomegoolie bird was well endowed,
That’s why you’ll not see these flock like a crowd
and twitchers sightings are now somewhat scant
tho’ he cawed oomegoolies very loud,
Wrap him stiff, at last, in his spiky shroud
There was no hope for this would be gallant,
Tho’ he cawed oomegoolies very loud
The Oomegoolie bird was well endowed.
Ha! Hi, Rew.
Every time I read this, I’m grinning like the Cheshire Cat.😻 Brilliant!
Best wishes.💐